Jose Cuervo's a Friend of Mine

Jose Cuervo's a friend of mine
He knows how to treat me mighty fine
Turns a Margarita into a real good time
Jose Cuervo's a friend of mine.

When life throws me a few hard knocks
I like Jose on the rocks
A double shot and a zesty lime
Takes the edge off in record time.

Forget about your whiskey or your girly wine
Jose sends tingles down your spine
Whatever the weather...be it rain or shine
Jose likes to party all the time.

If I'm blue or feeling down
Jose Cuervo rides into town
He's cool and fun to be around
And makes me smile instead of frown.

Some folks warn he's the devil in disguise
Wickedly smooth with hypnotic eyes
They say he's a fake, corrupt and crude
But after 2 drinks, I'm in love with this dude.

When friends have all deserted me
And no one helps in my adversity
Jose lifts my spirits..we laugh with glee
And raise a ruckus til quarter to three.

If you would like to meet Jose
You drop my mi casa any old day
I will introduce the two of you
And you will sing his praises too.

Jose Cuervo's a friend of mine
He knows how to show me a mighty good time
In a fancy glass or a plastic cup
Salt the rim and bottoms up.

CHEERS and HAPPY 2K10 to all my loyal readers!

DISCLAIMER: Since I wrote this little ditty, I've learned that there is a country tune with a similar title about a gal who drinks too much tequila and spends the night with a cowboy. For the record, my post is absolutely my own creation. I don't drink all that much and I've never slept with any grungy cowpokes. Sphere: Related Content