Ashton Kutcher

I can't explain it, I don't know why
But Ashton Kutcher is my kind of guy.

I'm happily married to a wonderful fellow
But Ashton Kutcher turns me to jello.

He's tall and he's lanky and wears his jeans well
His hair's always messy but he still rings my bell.

He's got a weird sense of humor and enjoys a good punk
He's cool and he's hip; an adoreable hunk.

My friends say he's a baby and needs a sitter
But I remind them, he's the King of Twitter.

If he won the likes of Demi Moore's heart
He must have something that sets him apart

I like his nonchalant, free spirit style
He's kind of quirky but I love his smile.

What is it about his sexy dark eyes
That render me numb and hypnotize?

Call me wacky, call me confused
But I'd love to see all his tatoos.

You may think I'm in a delusional mood
But Ashton Kutcher is one sweet dude.

And I'm willing to bet he's a pretty good smoocher
I've got a sick crush on Ashton Kutcher.

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